So, with the latest issue live, and the next issue already well underway for January, it’s nearly time for the Airsoft Action crew to bunker down for their Christmas Festivities, and nothing says “Christmas” to us like Cartman Santa with a tiny silver AK in the tree!
We do hold the spirit of Christmas dear, and we hope that this one, although it will most certainly be different for many of us all around the world, will still be a happy and merry time for all, and for some seasonal fun we thought that we’d do something a bit different! During the summer, following a range day and when all the AEGS and GBBs were safely locked away, a bunch of got together for a barbeque; after one or three “adult beverages” were consumed we got to kicking around the idea to re-write “The Twelve Days of Christmas” substituting airsoft words and phrases, so for instance “Five Gold Rings” became “Five Gold Springs”…
Now as you’ll know by now, we do have some very “creative” writers amongst the team, so this idea got thrown open to our contributors group as a whole, and now we bring you our three favourite re-interpretations of that Christmas Classic! Okay, we’re certainly not going to be “Christmas #1”, but we hope you’ll enjoy this in the spirit of good will and festive fun intended!
And of course, if you have your own reworkings please do send them to us; perhaps we’ll make this a “thing” each and every Christmas!
Steve T
Twelve drum mags drumming
Eleven snipers sniping
Ten joules a’creeping
Nine a.m. briefing
Eight teas with milk in
Seven techs a-shimming
Six mines a-laying
Five GOLD SPRINGS!
Four covert Ops
Three Czech Brens
Two camo gloves
And a brand new AR15!
Stewbacca
Twelve mags misfeeding
Eleven SAWs a’beating
Ten speeds competing
Nine snipers crawling
Eight grenades a’rolling
Seven Moscarts loaded
Six safe zone moaners
Five GOLD SPRINGS!
Four crawling noobs
Three trench guns
Two verti-grips
And a cartridge loading shottyyyy…
Bill (No, the Other One!)
12 walk on rentals
11 hits a’calling
10 batteries dying
9 eyepros fogging
8 mags a’dropping
7 late arrivals
6 gucci lovers
5 GOLD SPRINGS!
4 popping smoke
3 chrono fails
2 fell in mud
And a new RIF under every tree